Legoland Finances Plummit!

Legoland seems to be becoming more and more precarious each day!  The Caprican Foreign office advises against travel to Legoland until further notice.  The Imperial Caprican Government, The Eulenbourg, will be in negotiation with the Government of Legoland in the next few months to try to help resolve internal Legoland instabilities with the hopeful end result of a more financially viable state! 

Anarchy in Legoland and Minifigtimes.com

What is happening in Legoland! Anarchy!



Fears for Legoland

The University of Alexandria has dispelled the recent horrific scenes in the Legoland Capital as 'Artistic License' and has advised the Caprican and Low Islands populace to remain calm 'as usual' over events far beyond our Gallic Shores.  The Celestial Good News Editor is under investigation by the ISFO and it would seem some in Caprica have suggested the Dowager Palace be made into an Embassy for Legoland befitting the one burned down last week in the Legoland Capital. 

On a more scientific note... His Grace the Duke of Liverpold announced yesterday the success of using electrical current to produce vast amounts of hydrogen that could be used in the production of 'Lighter than Air' craft.  Let us see what the future brings!  Deppelins! What a strange word that would bring to Capricans! 

The Caprican Free Press (!)

Some have come to say that the Free Press of Caprica is becoming a little 'too' free!  The Editor of the Celestial Good News is under investigation and the Caprican Twitter Network is under Police Surveillance since the 'Pizza Riot' (in fact a student party) outside the Legoland Embassy last week. 

However, it emerged today that the Caprican Embassy in Legoland was burned down, an act of utter tragic violence that has horrified the Caprican and Low Island general public.  The Eulenbourg and the Winter Palace have not as yet made an official statement. 

The Metropolitan Police of Alexandria are advising against new demonstrations outside the Legoland Embassy.  His Excellency, Mr Groons, Ambassador to Legoland will appear on a debate show with Mr Mikail Parkinovic this Saturday.  Mr Groons has made a full recovery and is expected to 'Make or Break' Caprican/Legoland Diplomacy this Saturday.

Miss Isabella von Worditch stated, "I was looking forward to the 'Give PEAS a Chance' demo!  Apparently this was going to be a VEGITARIAN party!  Honestly, the Legoland Embassy has brought fun to Alexandria and Alexandrian Students!  Before we only had the Fresher's Fair!"

Demonstrations and 'PIZZA RIOT' in Alexandria

What a storm in porcelain teacup! 

Never before in the History of the Empire have there been demonstrations!  Many are now arguing that diplomatic relations should never have been opened with 'Volatile' States!  The Caprican Twitter Network crashed last week with calls for a 'Pizza and Beer Fest' outside the Legoland Embassy!  The First Minister was outraged that TWO beer cans were thrown into the streets of Alexandria and NOT picked up by their drinkers!  The Government will be reviewing the 'Consumption of Beverages' Laws in the next Parliament.  First Minister Cameron Davidoff has stated, "Let it be known that these two vandals will face the full weight of the Law for their indiscriminate actions when they are found!"

It was found out later that Miss Karina Coleburg, picked up both cans the following morning stating, "Oh, I am so sorry, I thought I had put the empty cans in my rucksack!  But there was a hole in the bottom!  The Pizza Party was WELL LUSH though! YUM!  I even had a bit of Lasagne, WITH CHIPS whilst demonstrating!"

Miss Coleburg was later given a full parden by the City Chief of Police and the First Minister.

Lego Times!

Dry Weather!



The Royal Wedding Edition of Caprica on Sunday

Official:  The Royal Couple will spend the next few days in Alexandria before setting off on their honeymoon aboard the Royal Yacht on Lake Oakmere



HIYA! Magazine 'The Big Day'

The 'Biggest Cultural Event' in the history of the Empire was recorded by HIYA! Magazine and The Caprican Times Group along with the Caprican News Network (CNN)

Front Cover

The evening before the wedding, Page 2

The Guests arriving, Page 3

The Imperial Family arrives, Page 4

The Royal Procession, Page 5

The Abbey and Ceremony, Page 6

Inside The Winter Palace, Page 7

The Balcony, Page 8



Royal Wedding Pictures

Their Graces the Duke & Duchess of Molebourg, TIH The Crown Prince & Princess Imperial, TIM The Tsar & Tsarina wave to the crowds from the balcony of The Winter Palace, Alexandria

The Winter Palace Balcony is made ready for the appearance of

HIH The Tsarevich Peter, The Crown Prince Imperial and Lady Sarah

after their wedding tomorrow!  HIM The Tsar has been granting Imperial Titles this evening whilst HIM The Tsarina has been entertaining guests in the Music Room.



Caprican on Sunday Latest News

The Biggest Caprican Cultural Event So Far...  April 23rd 2011

Royal Wedding Dress Designer Announced!

The designer of the Royal Wedding Dress has been announced!  As assumed it's the Fashion House of Ede & Ravensburg, suppliers of fashion to the Imperial Family for over 150 years.  Kalvin Klineborg and Violet Westworld gave a joint, and some have said 'disgruntled' interview on CBC Radio 2 shortly after the announcement. 

 'Perhaps, her ladyship should have chosen something a little more avant garde!  Going to the shop that 'Great Granny' bought her clothes is not very ambitious!  I could have done a fantastically artistic piece, a la Ga Ga...  Raw beef, she would have been the 'attenzione centrale' and the 'main course' - all in a day!  What Art THAT would have been... hmmmpf!!!', Kalvin Klineborg and Violet Westworld, yesterday on CBC Radio 2

But not perhaps what the Caprican Public expect of the First Family!



His Excellency the Ambassador to Legoland meets with HIM The Tsar

His Excellency arrives at the Winter Palace, Alexandria

Sir Reginal Isaac Groons, Ambassador to Legoland, arrives through the Ambassador's Entrance and meets with the Lord Chamberlain, Mr Valentino Paravic

The Ambassador gives a short interview with CNN, the Caprican News Network

The Lord Chamberlain announces the Ambassador to TIM The Tsar and Tsarina in The Throne Room

The Ambassador pays his respects to The Emperor and Empress

The Ambassador has a jovial conversation with the Caprican Head of State

The Emperor and Ambassador then enjoy a private conversation and later Afternoon Tea in The Music Room 

The Eagle has Landed

This Sunday's front page of The Caprican...