Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Legoland Finances Plummit!

Legoland seems to be becoming more and more precarious each day!  The Caprican Foreign office advises against travel to Legoland until further notice.  The Imperial Caprican Government, The Eulenbourg, will be in negotiation with the Government of Legoland in the next few months to try to help resolve internal Legoland instabilities with the hopeful end result of a more financially viable state! 

Saturday, 17 September 2011

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Fears for Legoland

The University of Alexandria has dispelled the recent horrific scenes in the Legoland Capital as 'Artistic License' and has advised the Caprican and Low Islands populace to remain calm 'as usual' over events far beyond our Gallic Shores.  The Celestial Good News Editor is under investigation by the ISFO and it would seem some in Caprica have suggested the Dowager Palace be made into an Embassy for Legoland befitting the one burned down last week in the Legoland Capital. 
On a more scientific note... His Grace the Duke of Liverpold announced yesterday the success of using electrical current to produce vast amounts of hydrogen that could be used in the production of 'Lighter than Air' craft.  Let us see what the future brings!  Deppelins! What a strange word that would bring to Capricans!