Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Some have come to say that the Free Press of Caprica is becoming a little 'too' free! The Editor of the Celestial Good News is under investigation and the Caprican Twitter Network is under Police Surveillance since the 'Pizza Riot' (in fact a student party) outside the Legoland Embassy last week.
However, it emerged today that the Caprican Embassy in Legoland was burned down, an act of utter tragic violence that has horrified the Caprican and Low Island general public. The Eulenbourg and the Winter Palace have not as yet made an official statement.
The Metropolitan Police of Alexandria are advising against new demonstrations outside the Legoland Embassy. His Excellency, Mr Groons, Ambassador to Legoland will appear on a debate show with Mr Mikail Parkinovic this Saturday. Mr Groons has made a full recovery and is expected to 'Make or Break' Caprican/Legoland Diplomacy this Saturday.
Miss Isabella von Worditch stated, "I was looking forward to the 'Give PEAS a Chance' demo! Apparently this was going to be a VEGITARIAN party! Honestly, the Legoland Embassy has brought fun to Alexandria and Alexandrian Students! Before we only had the Fresher's Fair!"
Posted by CNN at 13:59
Friday, 26 August 2011
What a storm in porcelain teacup!
Never before in the History of the Empire have there been demonstrations! Many are now arguing that diplomatic relations should never have been opened with 'Volatile' States! The Caprican Twitter Network crashed last week with calls for a 'Pizza and Beer Fest' outside the Legoland Embassy! The First Minister was outraged that TWO beer cans were thrown into the streets of Alexandria and NOT picked up by their drinkers! The Government will be reviewing the 'Consumption of Beverages' Laws in the next Parliament. First Minister Cameron Davidoff has stated, "Let it be known that these two vandals will face the full weight of the Law for their indiscriminate actions when they are found!"
It was found out later that Miss Karina Coleburg, picked up both cans the following morning stating, "Oh, I am so sorry, I thought I had put the empty cans in my rucksack! But there was a hole in the bottom! The Pizza Party was WELL LUSH though! YUM! I even had a bit of Lasagne, WITH CHIPS whilst demonstrating!"
Miss Coleburg was later given a full parden by the City Chief of Police and the First Minister.
Posted by CNN at 15:03