Sunday, 23 October 2011
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Caprican Times Late Edition
Alexandrian students celebrated tonight over the recent news that a new Lego state has been discovered! It seems that the state of PBR may soon be in communication with the Empire of Caprica and the Kingdom of the Low Islands! Caprica awaits a formal diplomatic invite from the PBR but rumours abound that HIM Tsar Ivan IV may well be bestowing honours in the new year if diplomatic ties are tied! Caprica will be investigating ways of contacting the PBR in the next few weeks.
Possible Legoland Revolution!
Concerns mount tonight over the safety of HIM Emperor David of Legoland and his minifigs! The Caprican Government has also stated that it will work alongside the PBR if they are interested in bringing peace and harmony to all Lego minifig states. Prime Minister Davidoff is awaiting further responses from the PBR and President Brik. The Empire may well pledge financial support to maintain the recent peace in the PBR and thus build a more harmonious minifig global community. President Brik may well find himself nominated for the Nouvelle Caprican Peace Award and gain himself an honourary Caprican Title in doing so!!
Please note, neither the Empire of Legoland nor the Caprican Empire is in any way associated with LEGOLAND or the LEGO Group
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Legoland Finances Plummit!
Legoland seems to be becoming more and more precarious each day! The Caprican Foreign office advises against travel to Legoland until further notice. The Imperial Caprican Government, The Eulenbourg, will be in negotiation with the Government of Legoland in the next few months to try to help resolve internal Legoland instabilities with the hopeful end result of a more financially viable state!
Saturday, 17 September 2011
Sunday, 4 September 2011
Fears for Legoland
The University of Alexandria has dispelled the recent horrific scenes in the Legoland Capital as 'Artistic License' and has advised the Caprican and Low Islands populace to remain calm 'as usual' over events far beyond our Gallic Shores. The Celestial Good News Editor is under investigation by the ISFO and it would seem some in Caprica have suggested the Dowager Palace be made into an Embassy for Legoland befitting the one burned down last week in the Legoland Capital.
On a more scientific note... His Grace the Duke of Liverpold announced yesterday the success of using electrical current to produce vast amounts of hydrogen that could be used in the production of 'Lighter than Air' craft. Let us see what the future brings! Deppelins! What a strange word that would bring to Capricans!
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
The Caprican Free Press (!)
Some have come to say that the Free Press of Caprica is becoming a little 'too' free! The Editor of the Celestial Good News is under investigation and the Caprican Twitter Network is under Police Surveillance since the 'Pizza Riot' (in fact a student party) outside the Legoland Embassy last week.
However, it emerged today that the Caprican Embassy in Legoland was burned down, an act of utter tragic violence that has horrified the Caprican and Low Island general public. The Eulenbourg and the Winter Palace have not as yet made an official statement.
The Metropolitan Police of Alexandria are advising against new demonstrations outside the Legoland Embassy. His Excellency, Mr Groons, Ambassador to Legoland will appear on a debate show with Mr Mikail Parkinovic this Saturday. Mr Groons has made a full recovery and is expected to 'Make or Break' Caprican/Legoland Diplomacy this Saturday.
Miss Isabella von Worditch stated, "I was looking forward to the 'Give PEAS a Chance' demo! Apparently this was going to be a VEGITARIAN party! Honestly, the Legoland Embassy has brought fun to Alexandria and Alexandrian Students! Before we only had the Fresher's Fair!"
Friday, 26 August 2011
Demonstrations and 'PIZZA RIOT' in Alexandria
What a storm in porcelain teacup!
Never before in the History of the Empire have there been demonstrations! Many are now arguing that diplomatic relations should never have been opened with 'Volatile' States! The Caprican Twitter Network crashed last week with calls for a 'Pizza and Beer Fest' outside the Legoland Embassy! The First Minister was outraged that TWO beer cans were thrown into the streets of Alexandria and NOT picked up by their drinkers! The Government will be reviewing the 'Consumption of Beverages' Laws in the next Parliament. First Minister Cameron Davidoff has stated, "Let it be known that these two vandals will face the full weight of the Law for their indiscriminate actions when they are found!"
It was found out later that Miss Karina Coleburg, picked up both cans the following morning stating, "Oh, I am so sorry, I thought I had put the empty cans in my rucksack! But there was a hole in the bottom! The Pizza Party was WELL LUSH though! YUM! I even had a bit of Lasagne, WITH CHIPS whilst demonstrating!"
Miss Coleburg was later given a full parden by the City Chief of Police and the First Minister.
Sunday, 21 August 2011
Sunday, 15 May 2011
Sunday, 24 April 2011
The Royal Wedding Edition of Caprica on Sunday
Official: The Royal Couple will spend the next few days in Alexandria before setting off on their honeymoon aboard the Royal Yacht on Lake Oakmere
Saturday, 23 April 2011
HIYA! Magazine 'The Big Day'
The 'Biggest Cultural Event' in the history of the Empire was recorded by HIYA! Magazine and The Caprican Times Group along with the Caprican News Network (CNN)
Front Cover
The evening before the wedding, Page 2
The Guests arriving, Page 3
The Imperial Family arrives, Page 4
The Royal Procession, Page 5
The Abbey and Ceremony, Page 6
Inside The Winter Palace, Page 7
The Balcony, Page 8
Royal Wedding Pictures
Their Graces the Duke & Duchess of Molebourg, TIH The Crown Prince & Princess Imperial, TIM The Tsar & Tsarina wave to the crowds from the balcony of The Winter Palace, Alexandria
Friday, 22 April 2011
Sunday, 17 April 2011
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